My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often send me an e-mail and be like, ‘Hey did you know this?’ and then I’ll be like, ‘Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.’
(Source : asgardies, via rachmanlnov)
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"
(Source : badkryptonian, via daneinwonderland)